Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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