I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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