did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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