I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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