I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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