I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Randomize
