xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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