ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i dont even know how to be here
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
