u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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