i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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