just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Drake has all the answers
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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