I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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