cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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