Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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