Welp...herpes.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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