I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
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I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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