Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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