yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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