Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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