butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.