For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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