Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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