Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Randomize
