Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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