that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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