Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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