can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize
