im drinking this country out of the recession.
her vagine was all disorganized.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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