this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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