sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
My liver just had a heart attack.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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