it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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