I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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