Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
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a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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