tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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