So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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