Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom

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(847): View more from Illinois

i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy

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(706): View more from Georgia

the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.

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(386): View more from Florida

I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...

(1-386): View more from Florida

thanks for that.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester

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(314): View more from Missouri

hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?

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(740): View more from Ohio

No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.

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