yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Please, let me fuck your mom
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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