I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
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a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon