I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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