btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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