I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
So. Much. Porn.
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