the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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