just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
A+ Viking dick
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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