Tell her she can't have a vagina
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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