i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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