I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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