She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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