Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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