**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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