So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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