Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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