idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
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It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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