We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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