At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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