youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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