People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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